Bolero

Oh my god there its is BOLERO!!! For goodness sake its a good dam dance on bloody ice. Great they won a medal at the winter Olympics, well done them but come on lets not go overboard about the bloody thing. Whole programmes on ITV about how the came up with the dance, every week talking on dancing on ice about the "legend" that is Bolero! Its like Magnum in zoolander, the world stopped and marveled at the holy grail of ice dancing, Bolero! There making it out like it was a pivotal moment in life, where people would look back in years to come and remember the exact moment that they saw Bolero, as if it where on par with the moon landings, 9-11 or even more recently Barack Obama's inauguration. Well I'm fed up with the whole thing (and fed up saying the word Bolero in this piece!). Surely a more pivotal moment in the history of ice dancing was Todd Carty on the show, not even the "ice gods" that are Torvil and Dean could have pulled of that dance with such perfection! Maybe you had to be there to truly appreciate Bolero? But as I wasn't all I can say is I cant see what all the fuss is about!

"I don't think they realised it but Bolero was them"